{"id":13777,"date":"2026-05-06T15:39:09","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T15:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/2026\/05\/06\/10-funny-marriage-quotes-by-famous-people-that-every-couple-will-relate-to\/"},"modified":"2026-05-06T15:39:09","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T15:39:09","slug":"10-funny-marriage-quotes-by-famous-people-that-every-couple-will-relate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/?p=13777","title":{"rendered":"10 funny marriage quotes by famous people that every couple will relate to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.toiimg.com\/photo\/msid-130858274,imgsize-78512.cms\" \/><\/p>\n<div data-ua-type=\"1\" onclick=\"stpPgtnAndPrvntDefault(event)\">\n<p>Ray Barone\u2019s funny line goes, \u201cYou wake up, she\u2019s there. You come back from work, she\u2019s there. You fall asleep, she\u2019s there.You eat dinner, she\u2019s there.\u201d At first it sounds like a complaint, but he adds, &#8220;I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing, but it&#8217;s not.&#8221; For many couples, the comfort of \u201calways being there\u201d is the real gift of marriage. It\u2019s the quiet security of having someone who\u2019s not going anywhere, even on the toughest days.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/timesofindia.indiatimes.com\/relationships\/10-funny-marriage-quotes-by-famous-people-that-every-couple-will-relate-to\/photostory\/130858274.cms\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ray Barone\u2019s funny line goes, \u201cYou wake up, she\u2019s there. You come back from work, she\u2019s there. You fall asleep, she\u2019s there.You eat dinner, she\u2019s there.\u201d At first it sounds like a complaint, but he adds, &#8220;I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing, but it&#8217;s not.&#8221; For many couples, the comfort of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-style"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13777\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saharanews.in\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}